When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
FUKCKK
(Source: thorsies)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
HELP
omg hahaha, must reblog
Omfg
Can she be my mom? Dear god I laughed so hard I cried XD
R.I.P
rest in peace ty, love you foorever and a day
R.I.P dad, i miss you and love you
I don’t know anyone who has commited suicide but Rest In Peace <3
Rip to my future self
^
RIP my best friend Courtney, 15, and my cousin Jarrod, 17
This need more notes and if you don’t reblog this I’m judging you big time!
rip sam
Rest In Peace Brandon. I love you. I’ll forever be your QuinnyBear.
RIP. Xx
rip to my lil brother
rip to Pamela, 14. :(
rip Olivia.
Damian, I miss you so much, and I’m so sorry I failed you <3
Rest in peace Alex ❤
Rest in peace Katie <3
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I am super glad that I delete any submission from an email with a video in it and no commentary.
Cuz someone submitted what I assume is the same thing to me and I deleted it without touching it.
SDFS ROMY QUICK RUN A VIRUS SCAN ON YOUR COMPUTER AND CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD
When she was sacrificing herself? They shared so many meaningful looks and then Regina took the step she couldn’t turn back from when Emma turned around to speak to her. That is such painful love. Such a moment of, “I love you, but I can’t hear you say your regrets.”…
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
this is for you, bri.